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Hours of Operation
The
Child Care Center
is designed for children between the ages of
2 to 5.
We are
open
Monday - Friday from
7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.
For more information about our facility,
please call us at
(941) 484-4415.
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Q. Where is the first example of math in the Bible?
A. God divided the light from the darkness.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of
Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did
after they
were kicked out?
A. Raised Cain.
Q. During what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
A. Early in the fall.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter; she went down to the bank of the
Nile
and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second,
Cain struck out Abel,
and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants & the Angels
were rained out. |
Q. Who was the greatest actor in the Bible?
A. Samson; he brought the house down.
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Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.
Q. Where is another mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When David gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
Q. Where is the first medicine mentioned in the Bible?
A. The two tablets God gave to Moses. |
Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Why shouldn’t Christians watch TV?
A. At the transfiguration, Jesus said, “Tell the vision to
no one.”
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because Job 16:12, 14, 16 says, “I had come to be at
ease, but he
proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the
neck
and proceeded to smash me.”
Q. Will there be dogs in the new system?
A. No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.
Q. Who was the Bible’s straightest man?
A. Joseph - the pharaoh made a ruler of him.
Q. Who was the first person to have surgery performed on him?
A. Adam - God removed one of his ribs.
Q. Which days in Bible times passed by quickly?
A. Fast Days
Q. How does God clean the ocean?
A. With Tide.
~ Author Unknown ~ |
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